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A roast with receipts
Get punchy feedback tied to specific lines, fuzzy claims, tired clichés, and missed opportunities in your resume.
Your resume asked for this
Get roasted. Then get hired.
Upload your resume for brutally funny, genuinely useful feedback—then turn every burn into a sharper, ATS-friendly application.
First roast is free. Keep your dignity and your credit card.
Sample burn
“Detail-oriented” is not a detail. Show the receipts.
The Roastfolio pact
Savage on fluff. Soft on humans.
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No fake praise
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No invented achievements
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No joyless corporate jargon
From cringe to credible
Three passes. One much better resume.
Roastfolio finds what recruiters skim past, explains why it is weak, and helps you fix it without sanding away your personality.
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A rewrite you can use
Turn the punchlines into sharper bullets, clearer outcomes, and language that sounds like you on your best day.
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ATS-ready cleanup
Improve structure, keywords, and readability without stuffing your resume with robotic filler.
Built to share, not overshare
Turn the best burn into a shareable card.
Share a punchline or before-and-after without posting your entire work history. Keep the useful feedback; skip the sensitive details.
ROASTED BY ROASTFOLIO
Your summary has more buzzwords than evidence.
Straightforward pricing
Try the roast. Pay for the rescue.
Start with honest feedback, then unlock the polished assets you need for the job hunt.
Quick Roast
One resume roast with prioritized feedback and a shareable highlight.
- Top issues called out
- Actionable fixes
- Shareable roast card
FULL GLOW-UP
Career Glow-Up
A one-time upgrade for job seekers ready to ship a stronger application.
- Full resume rewrite
- ATS optimization
- LinkedIn bio polish
- Before-and-after comparison
No awkward questions
Fine print, minus the fine print.
Your move
Your resume can take a joke. Can it take the job?
Upload it, get the truth, and leave with a stronger story.